I'm house-sitting for a woman here in Shangri-la but I've found that I actually prefer to sleep at my own place because her dogs are fucking nuts. Hudson (black) is a neurotic New Yorker who has found herself transplanted to high-altitude China and Qili is a born and bred local, thick set, crafty and eternally hungry. The saviour of the trio is little Mao, a teeny kitty, very young though street smart and not about to let you pat her for nuthin, except maybe a plastic meat sausage.
Oh and I nearly forgot....this dress. Sweet baby jesus.
It will be mine, oh yes...it will be mine.

